bloggiNg is wHeRe i haVeN't beeN to for almost a moNth

aN encoUnter with teRmites...
thats a goOd one to start off the weEk
and from an almost-30day break from typing iin my blog

to start with the bugsy teRmites
paul, one of my collegue spotted one termitey last 2 weeks crawling on a sheet of A4 on his worktable
freaking out he called us on to show his remarkable find
its remarkable really..
as its my first time seeing a termitey (live,crawling)with my naked eyes
it has a whitish yellowish appearance making it the albino cousin of the regular ants
and.. whitish yellowish
tot it was closer of a kin to the maggots though
yikeys!
so..
just two days ago..
i walked into the office as it were any other regular day
i greeted jessie at the door, like any other regular day
but this isnt any regular day it isnt! sobs

i don see jacky holding a feather duster on a regular monday
or paul furiously banging the keyboard upside down
whats the spick and span aNd hustling and bustling
an early spring cleaning madness??
this peeps gone outta their heads?
this is no regular sleepy monday cos as i lean down to catch something that seemed glistening on the matt surface of my table
there lies a live teRmittey writhing pitifully on my desk, it must be a longfall from the ceiling boards or he'd wouldnt land on his back poor termitey
i let out a gasp and start juMping like a packet of burSting popcorns
i look like an absolute mad person
paul wasnt v helpful
he stood and laughed (muahahahas?) at me a whole good five mins
but helped me clean the desk as i recollect my composure
but just as i see another termitey i go mad all over again

and then it was ken;s turn to laugh at me
they tOok turns laughing at me
and sometimes they laughed at ME all at the same time
so thats a lot of noise that same day
me jumping and screaming andlaughing then almost crying
and them laughing at my jumpy antics
and my boss cracked up too
guess they r wondering how a city gurl could survive in rural area like sg buloh
lmao.
hhaa
i wonder too

and they just keep laughing at slightmovements
a slight brush
stamping my feet shaking off some imaginary crawling termiteys
and whole lot stampeding sound on the floors when the crawly sensation starts to feel a lil too real
basically they enjoyed the scene when they see this city gurl breaking into a dance when she feels an itch or crawly somewhere imaginarily

and then today i went in
more termiteys on tables till we have to shift the pcs out of the working studio
and a cat that felled a ceiling board near the pantry (darns)!!!

a place full of pest
and SuRpriSes!

...!!!!

just as i was checking the tables if there were dead(or alive termiteys)
a snooppy cheeky ken came from behind and gave me a soft bOo fr the baCk of my shoulder!
daRn! that really made me jumped
jumped the wits outta my skin
just whacked him for what seemed like a longtime but couldnt help it but burst into gigglesmyself
daRnedest things happened today but this is far by the worst
i cant help but think a large termitey gave me that fright as i was so engrossed watchiNg out for one. don want one to come landiNg on my hair when i wasnt lOoking
and mind.. they feed on woOd but they also bite
paul has a termitey bite, (which he got that same morniNg) its turned into aN ickle bruise by lunchtime wheN i checked it
and jacky had a termite landiNg on her hair leaving some termitey trail im sure whe wouldnt forget
and that horrible stoRy louis made up about one getting into ur hair
and by the rate of multiplication u will be soOn be hosting a colony of termiteys! (arGhhhhs!)

the exterminators coming in tomolos
and hope the milky ants are *deleted* for good
don want them walking all over above out heads and reducing the place to crumBs

crosses fingers (1,000,000 X)

i don wanna go to workplace the nextweek me turning the place upside down with my unbearable noise-making machine
think they will consider firing if they cant bear it
fancy a pinkedface lil monkey jumping and monkey_giggling all over the place

some pest that needs a pest exterminatoR
or a firm turned into a zoo?